Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...