Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...