Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...