Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...