Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...