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What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Puns by the Pound!
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President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...