God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...