No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...