Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...