Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....