Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...