What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...