Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...