Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.