Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...