Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...