A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...