What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...