Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...