USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...