Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...