Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!