No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...