Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...