What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.