After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.