Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...