You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...