You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...