The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...