37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...