Return your keys
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Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
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What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
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The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Football try-outs.
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Keeping a high profile in an office
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The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...