Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...