Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
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Life is cruel
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Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...