Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...