Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...