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A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
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Another Dumb Viagra Joke
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Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
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