Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.