Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...