Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...