Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...