Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...