Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!