Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...