Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...