Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
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yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Make it off the island
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Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
chef found a daddy long legs
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The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...