Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
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Don’t say this to a cop
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Cheer
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Identifying wasted time
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Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...