You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
If men had a vagina.
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Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...