To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...