Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...