A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.