Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...