A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...